my spiritual gift

October 23, 2008 candacemorris 8 Comments

One of my favorite spiritual gifts is being able to laugh with others about the plight of life.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i think you mean "AT", bc.
yes. YOU def mean "AT"

Procrastination.

My spiritual gift is arguing like a total ass, positions that I don't ascribe to or care about in a way that makes people really uncomfortable and offended.

btw.. this post is really great.. It has comedic punctuation...

fwa!

my s.g. happens inside the laundromat.
-bleaching unwanted items. (i don't even use the d*%n stuff anymore)
-turning soft, fuzzy blankets into crunchy, disgusting pieces of trash
-once, even forgetting to add laundry detergent to all loads and having to redo them all

My spiritual gift are mistake and confusion, or was it just not being as good as Candace, either way That Tricky Bastard has got me running around in circles.

And by the way it is true that you should never get into a battle of the wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

andyrew,
you always get on this hyper-humble phase at 1am - so you won't think you're an asswhole when you wake up.

Don't worry.
That Tricky Bastard will be here to remind you when you get up.

Susy!-
NO detergent?! Oh that's funny. That made me laugh so hard!

ya ya ya. Sometimes it's nice to realize that the murkey waters of self reflection are the mud puddle of vomit I passed out in, and the sharp pain in my side is the friendly kick in the ribs of a conscientious soul who cares enough to see past my self efacement.